Take THAT quadraped

I was watching the news just a moment ago. There was a report on an Indian Tollway accident in which one car struck a deer (yes a deer, Bambi infact!) and this resulted in the car striking another as it swerved. The unfortunate part was that the drivers died. But the part that struck me went something like this

Officer: Basically just watch your shoulder, check your speed, obey the speed limits
Reporter: paraphrased (back to you)
Anchor 1: Indiana's Deer Hunting Season starts next week (MUWAHHAHA TAKE THAT YOU FOUR LEGGED FUCKERS! GET IN THE WAY OF OUR CARS WILL YOU! GENOCIDE BITCHES!)

ok the last part MAY have been a paraphrase. But I just found the notion of the anchor mentioning that Deer Hunting season was coming up was just absurd. Is she implying we take vengeance on the lower species come November 13th? Kill two of our own just because you want to roam the lands given to you and we will kill all of you, every damn one of you. I completely denounce hunting in all forms, mainly because I fear for the uprising of the quadrapeds. (Its not quad-raped, its QUADRA-PED, four legged).

You know this has the makings of a movie with Steven Segal




Nick says "The Deer will take back what's theirs!"